James Woods Gives Free Poker Advice

Fans of the excellent TV series Shark and online poker players will be interested to learn that the talented lead actor, James Woods, has his own poker blog.

In his latest post he comments on his recent run of bad luck. In fact he doesn't believe in bad luck. He says that, 'if you are running bad it is a matter of poor play and nothing else'. His advice is to tighten up your game. Play it safe and refrain from playing a hand unless you can almost guarantee a double up.

Playing tight in poker tournaments will improve your profits in the long run. Since poker tournaments consist of a series of games it is important to think about the ultimate outcome. Playing tight will help you to keep a hold on your money and should lead to improved overall profits in the tournament.

Another thing to consider when playing online poker is rakeback. Make certain that you are registered to receive rakeback from from the poker room that you like to use. Not only will you get some of the rake but you will also be in with a chance of winning some significant cash prizes of up to $100k each month.

Time for a Change

The time comes when we all need a change. A new job, a new pair of shoes, a new relationship, some new friends, some new TV programmes to watch.

Change is good. So why not try something new today!

I Caught My Boss Having Sex

My boss, Terry, is a miserable old bully of a man who appears to delight in humiliating certain members of his staff. He is massively overweight, smokes like a chimney and appears to have some personal hygiene issues, which is a polite way of saying 'he smells'. He is married with two grown-up children but never appears to spend any time at home, choosing to remain at work late into the evenings. He has a personal assistant, Jan, who has been with him for well over 10 years. She too is married with children.

About one week ago I needed to work late in order to meet an imminent deadline. I needed to get Terry's opinion on the work that I had completed so far and so I popped along to his office. Whilst Terry is not the most pleasant person to work for he has always been happy to discuss work related issues and so I would normally tap on his door twice and then just walk in. This is exactly what I did, knocked twice and then opened the door.

It was clear that he and his companion (Jan) had not heard my knock and it took just a moment for me to figure out why. I stepped inside and found myself looking at Terry's back with his trousers and underwear around his ankles, his fat arse quivering horribly as he pounded into Jan who was laid on her back across his beautiful antique desk. I found myself transfixed for just a few seconds whilst I registered what was going on. There was my miserable old boss holding Jan's ankles, one in each hand, as he shagged her senseless across his expensive desk.

I quietly retraced my steps, returned to my desk, got my belongings and went home. Now, whenever I see Terry or Jan at work I'm thinking about what I saw that night in his office. If only I'd been bold enough to take a picture on my phone. I could have used it to get a pay rise!

Too Many Cars

What on earth is going on? Every day there appears to be noticeably more traffic on the roads. My journey to work once took only 20 minutes. It now takes around 50 minutes.

Is it the schools? Is it roadworks? Or is it simply more cars on the road? Whatever the cause it is certainly a big pain in the arse!